Jesus, Heaven & Hell.

12 May

And they were bringing children to him that he might touch them, and the disciples rebuked them. But when Jesus saw it, he was indignant and said to them, “Let the children come to me; do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of God. Truly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God like a child shall not enter it.” And he took them in his arms and blessed them, laying his hands on them.
(Mark 10:13-16)

Jesus. What do we know about him? He had a beard, he talked a moral high ground and he was crucified for our sins. Now what I would like to know is, if Jesus did in fact die for our sins, is that only sins that were committed before his tragic demise, or does that include sins up to this day? Or to judgement day? Judgement day seems like its gunna be an organisational nightmare, the Almighty has to judge each and every soul that has ever lived on his 7 day creation. Effort.

However… The blessed God Almighty is a sensible man (Yes MAN!), he took that into account. You see, the blessed God Almighty is also rather snobbish. He does not want to share his kingdom of Heaven with Muslims or Jews… I considered that maybe it was just that he hates Halal or Kosher meat and did not want it in his kingdom of Heaven but that did not explain why other religions and  non-believers were also not welcome. Oh also add unchristened babies to that list. All of whom are sent by God to the eternal fires of hell. The same God who sent his prophets to preach forgiveness, understanding and love. Hypocrite.

Well at least he rewards Christians with a place in his kingdom. Yet, wait. No, not just being a Christian will do. You have to be a ‘psycho Christian.’

Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. (Matthew 7:14; Luke 13:23,24). 

So if you’ve used contraception? Hell. Had an abortion? Hell. Gay? Hell. You’ve cheated? Hell. HELL

But the cowardly, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.
(Revelation 21:8)

 If judgement day were to happen tomorrow, of the current world’s population, which stands at about 6.8 billion people, only about a billion would make it to heaven if the bible and religious teachings are correct. Perhaps less. That’s 5.8 billion people sent into the the eternal flames of hell. ETERNAL! Isn’t it a bit harsh to give an eternal sentence for having lived say a mere 40 years on earth with relatively minor sins? The one major sin being he/she didn’t devote their life to following the blessed Almighty. It’s rubbish. A boy born in an Islamic country of Islamic parents is going to me a Muslim. Why should he suffer the torment of hells eternal fire because of where he was born? Will the peadophile priests go to heaven? I mean ‘sure they’ve ruined a child’s life and taken his innocence, but they have devoted their life to God.’

Ultimately, judging by the people who will be ‘welcomed’ into the kingdom of Heaven, it’s not a place I would like to go. These people pissed me off in life, never mind sharing eternity with them. And whilst hell may house wankers like Hitler, Mugabe and the mastermind behind ‘Jersey Shore.’ It will also house drugs, slags and drum and bass. Boom. In fact, the only reason I’d accept a place in Heaven if I was offered one… is that it’s going to be A LOT less crowded than hell.

The Fiddler Scribbler


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One Response to “Jesus, Heaven & Hell.”

  1. anonymous May 22, 2011 at 3:38 pm #

    Food for thought. Jesus, who according to the Bible also is God and therefore his own father, had sex with his own mother and thus conceived himself. Not only dealt the Christian God of pedophilia, but also a paradoxical form of incest.

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