Will my vagina ever go back to normal after giving birth?

19 May


Most likely not. Which is unfortunate, both to you and especially your partner.

So, there are a number of things that you should do to keep ‘your man’ interested in going into that cavernous hole you call ‘your vagina.’

1. Kegels bitch, get working.

2. Anal. Simple.

3. Lose the weight you gained during the pregnancy. Urgh!!!

4. Blowjobs, and plenty of them.

5.  Do ALL of the housework. How is he going to have time to both fuck you and clean?

6. Get him drunk. Beer goggles anyone?

That is actually about all you can do. Obviously the whole ‘love’ part of the relationship will come into play as well, but it would be foolish to rely on it.

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