Jesus invented the face-fuck.

9 Mar

"Now watch. See how I hold the back of his head? Grip tight and thrust"

"In the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost, bite the pillow."

"Sorry son. No coons. I've got 12 AIDS as it is."

"Better than the last nailing I got. I had to wait 3 days for the resurErection."

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